Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Of Love Docs Gone Hostile


So janaa as I wound up my evening listening to radio I happened to tune in to Capital FM where there was a presenter 'B', whose show was aimed at bringing those who've split back together. So how it works is you call/text in, give your love woes and the number of the person causing them and B will call him/her for you and play love doctor.

So a young lady sends a text expressing how she had a good thing going with Dude X for 6 months and now he doesn't return her calls. She wanted to know what had cut. B calls Dude X who, (in what I considered unnecessarily harsh manner) tells the world that he was just being kind to chick-d who had lost the spark of interest that had drawn him to her. In short, he said (in moer words than necessary) that she was boring. It would all have been fine if the story had ended there, but B proceeded to tell Dude X that he sounds very charming and she would be interested in giving him a shot herself ... She actually told him to stay on the line so they could have a chat off air. How, I ask, how does your love doctor try to slice you! That's a first!

5 comments:

Mama said...

Only in Kenya do some things happen! You should have given us the name of the presenter.

Our Kid said...

Wow! You see B also has a life off the air. And they had the decency to speak about the off the air matters off the air!

And Dude X had made it clear that the young lady was history.

Seriously though, anyone who requires radio love doctors to solve their problems, have this coming!!!

And Mama you are right. Only in Kenya!

Digzer said...

@ Mama - I censor not. The presenter calls herself 'B' *shrug*. I don't quite think this is what our good Dr. had in mind when he came up with the 'Najivunia' slogan but you're right; only here!!

@Bert - I guess you're right ... but really?! Must be those statistics we hear about the ever endangered male species (which I personally think were made up by some statisticians eager to get a little som'th'n som'th'n)

popeboy said...

LoL gives the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doc away" a complete new meaning

Bomseh said...

Pwagu hupata pwaguzi?